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Sarah Kerrigan - Kerrigan is a twenty-six-year-old female Terran psychic, trained both physically and mentally as an expert espionage agent and assassin. Initially the second-in-command of the Sons of Korhal, a revolutionary movement headed by Arcturus Mengsk against an oppressive Confederacy of Man, she was captured by the insectoid Zerg and infested, turning her into a human/Zerg hybrid completely under the control of the Zerg Overmind. She becomes one of the Zerg's most powerful agents, but during the Brood Wars she replaces the Overmind, following the Overmind's destruction at the end of the great war, and gains control of the Zerg to seek dominance over the galaxy. Kerrigan's life before her infestation is further explored in the novels Uprising and Liberty's Crusade, while Queen of Blades elaborates on her infested character. Igonore these ugly bitches below, pick me and I will ensure you and your marines make it through the Koprulu sector unharmed!! email for pics - kerrigan1@omgzergrush.net

Kristen Di Angelo - Elite Los Angeles escort companion - I am intillegent, hiley educated, impeccably mannered, and wildly masculine. I smell like manure and some find that very sexy. I am the combination of that girl next door, alongside your hot ass grandmother. Fuck these bitches below! Wait, dont actually fuck them, unless of course you want an STD. What I meant to say was dont waste your time or money on these skanks below, pick me and I will ensure you walk away with a smile (more like wince, kinda like when I pee)

Goddess Alina - I’m petite, 5'5", 115lbs, model and exclusive elite companion and independent Los Angeles escort. I’m an European beauty (which means I pretty much look like a dude with tits) with beautiful blue eyes, soft skin, and refined natural curves...also I have a wierd growth on my snatch. Once you meet me you'll fall in love with my sweet and intelligent personality. I’m your perfect loving girlfriend who is cheap and easy with a personality many would describe as boring as fuck. I will make you feel very uncomfortable, I’m into a healthy lifestyle, yoga, outdoors, travel, dining, and meeting new friends. I also enjoy having my vag pounded like the way a butcher tenderizes meat at the local carniceria. Tel: 1-347-996-0154 / alina@goddessalina.com

Addison Ray - a world renowned generic model, now a high quality independent escort located in Los Angeles. I will travel internationally to meet you, but I only see a fistfull of clients a year (as opposed to several a week like most escorts.) I am very new to this, so dont call me an asshole if I start talking jibberish. My good jeans have provided me an opportunity in the modeling world and now the opportunity is yours. Email: modelAddisonRay@gmail.com

Jemma Love - If what you are looking for is a genuine connection, or a grossly hidgrossly hideous beast, then look no further! I am the escort for you. For $15 dollars, I will sit on you the way a mother chicken sits on an egg and try to hatch you. I am a beautiful Thai/Italian woman with a body to cry for. With my beautiful, long flowing blonde pubic hair, brown eyes, a sexy masculine form and voluptuous legs you will be unable to resist my charms...speaking of which, bring lucky charms when we meet. Phone: 310-984-6808

Angelina Rossi - I am for those who deserve the worst. I havent bathed in like, well, lets just say theres a microbiotic city on my snatch and know it. I call it "Tampopolis" I am a sexy mix between a Claret and Margaux (cat breed), Cabrona and a Ruby (jewell). As a European born and raised, world traveled and collage educated individual I am very affluent and accustomed to the finer things in life. Why just the other day, some of the local ho's and I shared a can of caviar from the 99 cents store. Classy! info@angelinarossi.com

Nina Estes, early 20's and a natural female...stupid processed chemically-grown females are ruining the scene....whatever the hell that means. Anyway, please pick me! The other ho's beat me with their dirty tampons because I dont get any customers. This past week, they shoved a pine-cone in my ass and called me tasy-cakes. Jokes on them though--just the other day, I laced a can of caviar with some of my snatch-goo and they ate it all! That will teach 'em. nina@ninaestes.com


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Los Angeles is a very cruel place. There are bums everywhere and the streets smell like piss. There are trashy escorts all over the place--The registers at McDonalds proved to be a bit difficult for them to operate. Fearing computers, they fled the "legitimate work scene" and decided to show off their snatch instead. Pink for Green is their motto. Kick em hard if you see one.

According to the "Stand your Ground" law passed in 2008, it is perfectly legal for you to kick these women in the ass if you feel they are bothering you. You'll get bonus points if you manage to combo-kick their ass up and down the street.